An Honest Note Before You Scroll

Let me start by telling you the truth:

We didn’t expect this shirt to blow up.
We didn’t expect thousands of orders.
And we definitely didn’t expect to be here, writing an apology memo and shutting the whole thing down.

But here we are.

So this is the final run, the closing sale, and probably the last time this strange little creation ever sees daylight.

If you want one, now’s when you grab it.

Why This Shirt Exists (And Why We’re Ending It)

Originally, this wasn’t meant to be a “product.”
It was a joke. A bit. Something we made to poke fun at the people who treat Excel like a second language.

Then people wanted it—a lot of people.
Data analysts. Developers. Finance gremlins. Spreadsheet fanatics.
They bought the joke like it was a uniform.

And suddenly, we had a real business built on something we never intended to scale.

So instead of pretending this is anything other than what it is, let’s be straight:

This is the last batch.
After this, we’re done.

What Makes It Special (Even If It Shouldn’t Be)

If you wear this shirt, people react to you differently.

Not because it’s “cute.”
Not because it’s “quirky.”
But because it’s accurate.

Every toolbar.
Every pixel.
Every line, column, grid and button—down to the last icon—has been reproduced with the kind of precision usually reserved for aircraft manuals.

It looks real enough that your boss will squint to check if the formula bar actually updates when you move.

It’s the closest thing to wearable Excel that exists without Microsoft suing somebody.

Who This Shirt Is Actually For

Not everybody.
Not even most people.

It’s for the one who:

• builds a pivot table before breakfast
• gets physically irritated by merged cells
• thinks in formulas
• judges PDFs
• answers messages with screenshots of spreadsheets
• knows they’re “the spreadsheet person” in their friend group
• secretly enjoys it

If that’s you — this is your shirt.

If that’s who you’re buying for — they’ll know immediately.

Why It’s $39.97 Instead of $100

Because we’re clearing out the last of the inventory.

No games.
No “fake” retail.
No story.

We’re done producing these, and we refuse to sit on stock.

The price is $39.97 until the last unit is gone.
After that, it’s over.

Details That Actually Matter

• Lightweight, breathable material
• Crisp print that doesn’t fade or blur
• Sharp toolbar detail (people notice)
• Reinforced stitching — not a throwaway novelty shirt
• Comfortable enough for vacation, clean enough for meetings
• Looks like a Hawaiian shirt designed by a system admin

This wasn’t made to be silly.
It was made to be accurate.
That’s why people keep it longer than they expected to.

Why This Is the Final Run

Because running this product turned into its own strange ecosystem.
The kind of thing that grows legs if you let it.

And we’re not building a clothing line for spreadsheet addicts.

We made the shirt.
The internet ran with it.
And now we’re closing the chapter cleanly.

So this is the final inventory…
the final discount…
and the last time this page will look like this.

If You’re Going To Get One… Don’t Wait

You already know how this stuff works:

When a weird, niche product hits a certain meme threshold, it disappears forever.

Then people message months later asking where to find it.

By then, it’s gone.

So if you want the last run of the infamous SpreadShirt™, now’s the time to take it.

Add it to your cart before someone else buys your size.

The closing sale ends with the inventory.