Contact Us

Got a question, a concern, or a cell that refuses to merge no matter how many times you click it?
You’re in the right place.

We handle everything from shipping updates to sizing advice to emotional support for people who just discovered their boss doesn’t know what a pivot table is.

If it touches The SpreadShirt, we’ve got you.

📡 Reach Us

Email:
support@thespreadshirt.com

We usually reply within 1 business day—
unless we’re trapped in a nested IF statement.

(We escape eventually.)

🔍 Before You Email…

Your answer might already be sitting right here like an unclicked SUM function:

Shipping Times:
3–5 business days to process.
Then 4–7 business days to arrive to your desk / lair / spreadsheet temple.

Tracking:
Yes, you’ll get tracking.
No, you don’t need to email us five minutes after ordering.

Returns:
We only replace items that arrive misprinted or defective.
Wrong size? Sadly, no.
(Measure twice. Formula once.)

Bulk & Collabs:
You want 20 shirts for your office?
You want us in your YouTube video?
You want to put the shirt on a dog?
Email us with subject line: “Collab Opportunity”.

🎉 Fun Fact

We actually do manage our support system in spreadsheets.

Yes — you are literally becoming another row in our database.
Conditional formatting lights up when you’re mad.
It’s beautiful.