Built for the Spreadsheet-Minded

We didn’t intend to start a brand.
We were just trying to make a funny shirt.

But the internet had other plans.

The moment the first prototype left our printer, analysts, devs, founders, accountants, and every flavor of operational wizard began tagging each other.

“You’d 100% wear this.”
“This is so you.”
“Guys… look what someone made.”

We realized something quickly:
Spreadsheet culture runs deep. And no one makes gear for these people.

So we did.

Today, TheSpreadShirt creates conversation-starting apparel for the ones who think in formulas, optimize everything, and have a favorite keyboard shortcut. Every piece is built for maximum comfort, and engineered to spark joy in accountants and fear in bad data.

We exist to give the internet's spreadsheet legends their rightful uniform.

Welcome to the grid.